Archive for October, 2008

Countdown to the coolest holiday of the year with the 10 Best Scary Movies

Maybe it was because my parents were big into costumes–when I was four I went trick-or-treating as C3PO; when I was five, as Wonder Woman.  Or it could just be the excuse to beg for candy.  Whatever the reason, I LOVE Halloween.  I love  unwrapping all those hundreds of mini chocolate bars, laughing at the slutty costumes, becoming mesmerized by the ridiculous decorations and of course, watching the slasher films until my eyes are ready to pop out.  So, with 10 days to go before the big day, and to get everyone in the spirit of Halloween, listed below are some excellent horror films to Hulu/Netflix/rent/purchase (in order from best to bestest):

10. Friday the 13th (1980)–a classic; never has a piece of sporting equipment brought such terror to the masses.  My picks: the first three, after that…yawn.

9. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)–the scene when Johnny Depp gets it still turns my stomach.  The other great pick from this franchise is Wes Craven’s New Nightmare.  They go for the movie in a movie angle which is a nice change for the usual body count sequels.

8. Poltergeist (1982)–The moment that gives me the biggest chills is when JoBeth Williams turns around and all her kitchen table chairs are stacked; tremendous editing.  Of course, the other creepy thing about this film is the alleged curse; Dominique Dunne (Dana) was killed shortly after the first film wrapped and Heather O’Rourke (Carol Anne) died at age 12 due to possible misdiagnosed health problems.

7. Candyman (1992)–true story, I once took a crazy chance and said “candyman” five times into my friend’s bathroom mirror after scaring myself half-to-death with the film.  It’s a wonder I didn’t just die right there of a heart attack when the washing machine on the other side of the wall started the spin cycle, banging and vibrating violently, just as I completed the last candyman.

6. Psycho (1960)–this movie may lack some of the “panache” of today’s horror films (roll eyes), but the black and white adds a level of intensity and fright like no other.  And of course, the writing and excellent performances seals it’s place on the top shelf of every horror film countdown.

5. The Omen (1976)–this kid scares the crap out of me. Period.

4. The Evil Dead (1981)–ok, so I just watched this film a few months ago for the first time and was shocked at how scary it was.  I think because Bruce Campbell is in it I was expecting some Army of Darkness over the top shtick…uh, yeah, no.  It freaked me out.

3. Children of the Corn (1984)–there is no denying it, kids are naturally scary; get them in a horror film and give them some kind of evil/psychotic/murderous/possessed quality, and *boom* you are guaranteed to frighten everyone.  I don’t need to say it, but I’m going to anyway: it’s not just a coincidence that over half of these movies listed include children as main characters or the plot directly involves kids. 

2. Halloween (1978)–I think one of the best things about this movie is the music.  Creeps me out even if it’s just playing during a commercial.

1. The Exorcist (1973)–I know, it’s everyone’s number one, but it is such an incredible film.  It is so riveting and frightening that by the time it’s over I feel just as exhausted as little Regan.

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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia…

 I guess winning Vh1′s “Celebrity Fit Club” last year wasn’t enough 15 [comeback] minutes for former “Brady Bunch” star, Maureen McCormick.  She just launched a new tell-all, “Here’s the Story” and although it has some juicy revelations (her drug addiction, using sex for said drugs, failed attempts at furthering her career due to said drugs), I still think the Florence Henderson/Barry Williams affair takes the cake when it comes to “Brady Bunch” scandals.  Honestly, a 1970s childhood actress with a past drug problem?  Heard it all before (Tatum, Mackenzie) …and not really news given all of the Hollywood kids who have been in and out of rehab the past few years.  But the idea of Cougar Florence Henderson in her mom turtleneck and innocent Barry Williams in his bell bottom jeans, getting busy??  Oh, yeah! 

Anyway, getting back to Marcia, here is a link to an online Q&A she had with MSNBC today, and they also have video from her  Today Show interview: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27167488/… but in case you are actually working and don’t have much time to slack, here is an excerpt from the interview:

Q: You write that “Life after Marcia Brady was a whirlwind of experimentation and searching that evolved into a grim spiral of avoidance, denial, and self-destruction.” What were some of the challenges you faced?

A: I hit rock bottom when I was doing “The Brady Brides.” I was supposed to be at the studio, screen testing to pick the guy that would play my husband. At this time, I had been up for three days doing coke and was playing solitaire in my closet. My agent had to go to the sixth floor, climb into my place, tear off my clothes and get me in the shower. He said, “You have to get to Paramount right now, and you have a problem.” I couldn’t hide anymore. Everyone knew — the producers knew, everyone at Paramount knew, the guys testing to play my husband knew. It was the first time I had to face that I really had a problem.

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It is still October, right? Good…because some retailers seem to think it’s already the day after Thanksgiving

Funny cat cards are the best

Funny cat cards are the best

Last night I went to my local CVS to pick up …well, some stuff, and I almost had a heart attack.  Loitering at the end of one of the aisles, near the household goods, tucked among the hangers and ziploc garbage bags, were boxes and boxes of freaking Christmas cards!  The sight of them made me stop dead in my tracks and drop all my stuff right there on the floor.   Yes, I was slightly embarrassed.  But more importantly I’d like to point out that those kids at CVS were so sly, they didn’t have the cards in the usual “seasonal” aisle.  I guess it was already filled with candy, VALENTINE’S DAY candy perhaps?

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Allegedly, a “Bull Durham” sequel is in the works… a little late to the party, don’t ‘ya think?

The romantic baseball comedy, Bull Durham premiered in movie theaters in 1988, which based on my quick finger-counting calculation was 20 years ago.  Translated into “movie years,” that might as well have been 200 years ago.

Well, now Page Six is reporting that the stars from the film–Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins are all on board to return, and the early plot leak reveals that Sarandon and Robbins’ characters are now married and own a Major League team that Costner manages.

Aside from the sequel sounding incredibly boring, there really should be a statue of limitations on how long producers/filmmakers can wait to revitalize certain characters.

Case in point: Harrison Ford and Karen Allen barely pulled it off for the fourth Indiana Jones (19 years since the last installment, 27 years since the two paired together in the franchise) and that was due to the distraction of CGI and special effects (and Shia LaBeouf’s horrendous acting performance).  Unless the Bull Durham sequel takes place in space (hmmm, NOW that sounds a bit more interesting) or something equally special-effects worthy, I think we can assume no such tricks will take place.  Instead, we will be faced with an expired sequel that should really have happened during the last decade (if at all…some classics shouldn’t be messed with, but that’s a whole other tangent).

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