In a “daring…” “unprecedented…” “shocking…” and (my personal favorite) “envelope-pushing” move, the producers of this year’s Academy-Awards ceremony have… announced the winners early!
HA HA HA, just kidding!
Seriously, though, they’ve decided to add even more suspense to the award show by NOT releasing the names of the presenters. So take that, you blog-obsessed, tabloid-indulgent public! Instead, you have to WATCH the show (Feb. 22 on ABC) to find out which lucky celebs have been chosen to read off the teleprompter.
