It’s TV’s Upfront Season right now, which means that all the networks are revealing their future series/pilots/specials as a way to pre-sell to the advertisers.
I know you are like whatevs, so I’ll get to the main point here.
The Lifetime channel just held their upfront, and unveiled an impressive roster of women’s types of programmings. In addition to the usual suspects of acquired and renewed stuff, they listed a bunch of new stuff, and I’m guessing that due to the very short titles, that they must be working titles, because as we know, Lifetime believes in dramatic and long titles. So, we here at the blog have taken it upon ourselves to do some editing, “Lifetime Style”…
Camping with the In-Laws: an unscripted series that has engaged couples living with their future in-laws.
Proposed new title:
- SHACKING WITH THE RENTS, WHILE SHAGGING IN THE GUEST ROOM
Queens of the Rodeo: a comedy/drama set in the world of the rodeo circuit.
Proposed new title:
- FRONTIER FILLIES AND BUCKING BRONCOS
Deadbeat Dads: Series follows National Child Support Founder Jim Durham as he confronts deadbeat fathers.
Proposed new title:
- WHEN HE COMES A-KNOCKIN’ YOU BETTER GET A-HOCKIN’ YOUR X-BOX
Multiple Mayhem: Docu-soap about families with twins, triplets and more.
Proposed new title:
- HOLY S**T/WTF: WHEN FERTILITY DRUGS GO HAYWIRE
Hahaha, that was fun! You must try it, it’s like a fresh outdoor shower while eating McDonald’s french fries. Wonderful and bad for you at the same time. Send me your suggestions for the shows above or go to this link to see the entire list of shows (scroll down until you come across the Lifetime item).
