"Screw this! Let's continue our gossiping over some chocolate and wine." "Great idea! No one ever said ironing would help us live longer."
I was so excited when they reported that chocolate was good for you. And then of course I was ecstatic when it was announced that wine was good for you too. And for the last few years I have been hoping and praying that gossiping would turn out to be good for me too. Well guess what?? IT IS!!
According to the highly intelligent kids at the University of Michigan, gossiping will help you live a healthier, happier and longer life. Apparently, it has something to do with hormones, and when women bond closely with other women, which inevitably means gossiping about stuff/celebs/neighbors, etc. the hormones do their thing and voila!, healthy stuff occurs in the body.
Anyway, I’m thinking that at the rate I consume chocolate, wine and gossip, it’s pretty obvious that I’m going to live to be about 200 years-old. AWE-SOME!!
Everybody’s favorite mob wife, Edie Falco, is now in a new Showtime series called Nurse Jackie. It’s intriguing enough, but let’s be honest, Edie will always be Carmela Soprano to me and that’s that. Regardless, I’m sure an edgy and controversial House-esque series on subscriber-only cable will appeal to lots of kids out there… and it helps that it’s kind of a slow “interesting TV” time right now.
