Archive for August, 2009

Out of the mouths of babes

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When Saturday Night Live announced this week that hottie Megan Fox will  host the premiere episode of the 35th season airing on September 26, the sound of fanboys fainting onto their Xbox consoles and computer keyboards could be heard all across this great nation.  Ok, so the kids at SNL have pretty much guaranteed that plenty of eyeballs will tune in, but will they get the laughs?  Is Angelina Jolie’s doppelganger funny?

Since we’ve only really seen her bend over cars, outrun gigantic robot aliens, and straddle motorcycles, who the heck knows? Luckily, we have IMDB to help provide us with some insight. They have this neat little section on each profile page called “Personal Quotes” where they’ve listed interesting things that movie stars have said.  Ms. Fox has about 3,000 quotes on her profile, so I took it upon myself to highlight some of the more “funny-ish” ones.*

  • Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.
  • If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.
  • Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.
  • I didn’t decide I’m gonna be an actress cause I wanna be respected for how I play chess.
  • I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven’t done anything.
  • I’m not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I’m not Meryl Streep.

*IMDB does not attribute where or when these quotes were pulled, so your guess is as good as mine.

Hmmmm…well, thanks IMDB, but that wasn’t helpful at all. Whatevs, I say let’s give the young lady a shot. There’s no way she could be worse than Paris Hilton. Anyway, I’ll close this post with Ms. Fox’s own words, as I think she puts it best (again, from IMDB):

“I’m definitely labeled in the pin-up category. I haven’t given people a reason to take my work seriously yet, which is my responsibility. I think the expectation for me, as far as my ability as an actress goes, is very low. I feel like that means I can only ever be an over-achiever when people expect so little from me.”

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What would happen if you took “The Sims,” “I, Robot” and “The Matrix” and mixed it all together?

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Ta-da!–you’d get that new Bruce Willis movie, Surrogates, which for weeks now has been taunting me with  those creepy posters of half-naked robots in seductive poses.

Anyway, Surrogates is  a sci-fi thriller where humans become completely home-bound and send out really, really attractive robots to do everything for them, and they watch/live through their experiences via digital robot-cams of some kind.   Something of course goes awry because Bruce Willis is in the movie and he needs to be heroic. And stay true to his bald self. It turns out that his robot surrogate has hair; and to be honest, he looks ridiculous.  He kind of resembles a thinner version of Homer Simpson, wearing a blond toupee.

And yes, despite the fact that Surrogates is essentially a film cocktail consisting of the “The Sims,” I, Robot and The Matrix, it looks mildly interesting, as far as robot movies go. It opens September 25, check out the trailer…

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This week’s Mad Men, “Love Among the Ruins”

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After last week’s eye-brow-raising start, last night’s episode was pretty much back to business…accounts to be considered at Sterling Cooper, family dramas and Roger’s excellent one-liners (“you ever get three-sheets and put this thing on?” as he refers to that  suit of armor that pretentiously hangs out in the corner of Lane Pryce’s office).

**************************SPOILER ALERT, so for the sake of Joan’s incredible swagger, please do not read the rest of this post if you don’t want to know what happened during Episode 2***************************************

First of all,  I’m probably the only person in America, well, besides the kids at Pepsi, who got all excited about the Sterling Cooper meeting regarding Patio, Pepsi’s 1963 version of a diet soda.  Not because I particularly love diet soft drinks, but rather because I actually got something right-ish in my Season 3 prediction post. As you may remember, I listed a few historical highlights that took place in 1963, and one of them was that Coca-Cola introduced their diet soda, Tab, that year. Ok, so I mentioned the Coca-Cola product and not the Pepsi product, but whatever,  I was on to something, and that something is that I’m getting closer to figuring out  how the mind of show creator Matthew Weiner works. All right, all right, enough with the self-congratulating, let’s get on to the rest of the episode.

Mmmm, Mad Men with a side of bitter…lots of angst in last night’s show…Paul spoke  out for the disgruntled masses regarding the eventual tear-down-only-to-be-replaced-by-a-monstrosity Penn Station (foreshadowing perhaps? that Paul will be replaced by someone more contained and generic? the potential client sitting across from him at the meeting even said, “if you don’t like [NYC] then why don’t you leave!”) …Roger’s daughter (that actress bugs the hell out of me, I think she is the only poorly-casted one of the entire bunch, extras and all) and her mother, who due to the divorce has now been driven to drink sherry at 10:30 AM, gave  Roger a hard time about Jane coming to the big wedding…Betty dryly said to Don’s assistant when asked if she would like something to drink, “First, why don’t you tell me how long I’m going to be here.” Oh, snap! Betts has had it with the wife-waiting-patiently routine.

Make Room for Daddy…Don got all protective-husband for Betty against her brother (who Betty is convinced is greedy and only wants to get her father’s house) and demanded that their ailing father stay with them.  Obviously, this new dynamic will create all sorts of problems, but more importantly, I imagine this will help stir the pot for Don and his issues with his own father. Also, as Betty’s brother mentioned, so authoritatively from Bobby’s top bunk bed, that Betty doesn’t remember all the fights that she had with her father. So does this mean we are going to get some more of Betty’s past, perhaps, and see that things weren’t always rosy for her either?

Before there was Carrie Bradshaw…Peggy has become my new favorite. She’s witty, ballsy, and getting more and more assertive. Rawrr! She’s hitting the bars alone, using Joan’s flirtatious jokes,  and taking bites out of other people’s food. So awesome…extend arm, grab burger, take a seductive bite and all without batting an eyelash…that guy didn’t know what the hell hit him.  And then she’s going to boys’ apartments, on a work-night!, and getting into the office early the next morning, without a smudge or wrinkle! She really has taken this Don Draper protege thing to new heights; its only a matter of time before Betty starts keeping spare dresses and pantyhose in her office.

Love and Marriage…just two quick tidbits  worth mentioning…1) Did everyone catch that Roger’s daughter’s marriage is booked for November 23, the day after JFK’s assassination? and 2) When Betty and Don went out with Pryce and his wife they had conflicting answers for how long they had been together…I take that two ways…either Don can’t remember how many years he’s been married, or, that Betty took it as how long they had been married and Don took it as how long they had been involved. Such interesting psychology, and so true to life…marriage doesn’t mean joint perspectives.

Spring Awakenings…ok, well, Mad Men couldn’t leave us without a little ambiguity and a quick glimpse into what Don’s thinking these days. The closing scene featured the Draper’s at Sally’s school’s springtime celebration.  Don, shaded by very dark sunglasses, intently watched  the very attractive and young-like teacher as she danced around barefoot  in the grass. As Don slowly reached down to set his paper cup on the ground, he made a point of touching the grass, gently running his fingers through the blades.  I got two things from this action 1) a reference to the grass is always greener on the other side…there’s Don wishing he could be somewhere else, again and 2) he was connecting with  spring/renewal/blooming, reminded of what it means to begin again (and babies being born soon).

Ok, I think I need a drink after all this Mad Men rehashing…in the meantime, I’m looking forward to next Sunday’s episode, “My Old Kentucky Home,” where there will be parties to be thrown/attended, and the writer kids at Sterling Cooper have a work weekend, which is awesome, because nothing spells D-R-A-M-A more than a group of  insecure, exhausted, self-righteous writers hanging out together in the 1960′s.

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Project Runway, Season 6: you better make it work, Lifetime

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After a ten-month wait, which in the reality show season cycle is equivalent to about four years, Project Runway finally returned last night, but on its new network, Lifetime. Project Runway’s former home, Bravo, sulked all night with back-to-back episodes of the Real Housewives.

You know who also sulked as he and Heidi Klum greeted the new contestants on a rooftop in L.A.? That’s right, Mr. Tim Gunn. With a forced smile and red face, he was clearly not smitten about the series’ relocation to America’s second (or perhaps third or fourth, depending on who you ask) fashion capital. But the show must go on.

The basic premise—-up and coming fashion designers competing via artistic vision and how well they manipulate material—-did survive the move. However, what’s definitely changed, is the “casting” of the contestants. This season there appears to be an abundance of  shtick-y persona’s,  inflated obnoxiousness, irritating glossiness. It felt more like  Real World L.A. Goes to Fashion School than a group of disciplined and intuitive designers.

What has always set Project Runway apart, for me, is that with the exception of one or two provocative characters, personalities weren’t really the focus. The essence of the show is about the fashion; about being creative, innovative and producing under pressure, all the while trying to remain marketable and economical. In the cluttered world of reality TV, Project Runway somehow always seemed more dignified, sophisticated and organically dramatic and entertaining. However, last night”s premiere episode  included exploitative drama, narrowing in on the near-breakdown of a former drug addict. I don’t necessarily mind the personal stories here and there, but due to bad editing/bad timing, the way this issue was handled was too much, too soon.  It reminded me of an entirely different reality series, A&E’s Intervention.

Despite my early criticism I will still watch the show, it at least deserves a fair shot. That said, I am hoping that in Lifetime’s attempt to differentiate from Bravo’s legacy by peppering in elements of other reality shows, that the result isn’t a manufactured Project Runway knock-off.  If that happens, then I’ll have to blow some air kisses and say “auf Wiedersehen.”

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