Archive for December 31, 2009

’09 In Review: The top critically-acclaimed films I haven’t seen yet (but will at some point)

This is the time when the film critics come out with their best and worst movies of the year lists. As one skims through the titles it becomes very clear that a lot of the critics choose the same movies and for once, everyone is in agreement on something. So, based on said lists, I came up with my top 5 movies of this year that I still need to see. Before I update my Netflix, here they are in random order…

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox–I loved the book, and of course love Clooney and Meryl, so I’m not sure how it happened that I missed it in the theaters. I’m going to blame it on the economy.
  • Up in the Air–there he is again, Clooney—in a human interest-y movie, I can’t wait. Since this one just came out I think I’m kind of forgiven for not seeing it yet.
  • The Hurt Locker–this is a big one with the critics and has won a lot of awards. I’m not always in the mood for a war movie, but this one looks pretty good, and has an appealing cast.
  • District 9–the year wouldn’t be complete without a few good alien movies. I did manage to get to Avatar (in 3-D!), but missed out on this one…I think it came out at the same time as some other movie I wanted to see, and unfortunately, District 9 lost the coin toss.
  • (500) Days of Summer–I think at first I was turned off because every third commercial and movie-trailer was for this movie, and I was sick of it before it even opened. But then everyone loved it, and well, I procrastinated.

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’09 In Review: The unsexiest sex scandal*

It’s a tie between Letterman and Tiger…first of all, there is nothing sexy about either of these men. Sorry if I burst any bubbles out there. Secondly, the women they had sexual relations with turned out to be boring and not famous. See, that’s what makes for a better story, when another celebrity is involved. Just having extramarital sex because the women are there/around/available=yawn, OLD NEWS.

*Reports of sex scandals are becoming so common that I’m not so sure the word scandal can be attached anymore. I think we are going to have to start saying sex incidents or sex moments or something like that.

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’09 In Review: This year’s most annoying quasi-celebrities

Thanks to reality TV and dysfunctional families desperate for fame, quasi-celebs are everywhere and most of them are ridiculous and do idiotic things. Here is a list of the most annoying ones (in random order) from this year. PLEASE feel free to comment with additional honorable mentions.

  • Jon Gosselin–lover of Ed Hardy t-shirts, this very recently divorced dad from TLC’s hit series, Jon & Kate Plus 8 acts like he doesn’t want press attention, yet I can’t turn around without seeing his face somewhere…Kate’s over him, TLC’s over him, now we just need the tabloids to be over him.
  • The Kardashians–ugh, this family is beyond annoying. They only have a reality show on E! because their dad was a lawyer and someone is married to Bruce Jenner, and they like to shop and date football players. Hey, E!, thank you for Joel McHale and Chelsea Handler, but all your other “shows” can go, thanks.
  • Michael Lohan–also known as Lindsay Lohan’s dad.  This guy has proven to be a real a-hole time and time again, but this year, he topped even himself when he released very private taped conversations he had with his daughter and his ex-wife.
  • The Balloon Family–remember a few months back when there was breaking news that a little boy was believed to have been in a helium balloon somewhere over Colorado? And it turned out to be a hoax, all because of a scumbag father wanting to create drama and get a TV show out of it. Thanks reality TV, this is your legacy.
  • OctoMom–see the above, but swap out kid in helium balloon over Colorado hoax/scumbag father with deranged California woman who gave birth to eight babies.
  • Everyone on MTV’s The Jersey Shore–I’ll admit, I checked out this show just to see what all the buzz was about, and by the second episode I began to get dizzy and light-headed by all the hair and tanning-product fumes seeping from my TV set. Or maybe it was because my brain was slowly turning to mush. I’m not sure.
  • Spencer & Heidi Pratt–lucky for us, these two idiots have been laying low recently…maybe we should be worried, are they plotting some huge publicity event/photo op?

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